I have often thought in my moments of
weakness that I was brought up to support the wrong team, my lack of
faith is enhanced by the tales that other teams can tell, such as the
Raith Rovers team being sunk on the way to the Canary Islands, Third
Lanark touring Argentina [twice] in the 1920s, Stanley Matthews
playing for Stenhousemuir, we did none of that. But we did have our
high points – This is not one!
Other
teams have great, or even interesting, biggest victories, that of
Falkirk seems lame, [as recently as 1984 Stirling Albion put 20 past
Selkirk].
Falkirk
FC [the best team in Stirlingshire, if not the world] recorded their
best best ever victory [in terms of goals] against Bridge of Allan,
in the Midland League, 15-0.
Now,
I know, 15-0 is bloody good [better than most] but it is the nature,
and the fact it could have been better that irks me.
The date was the 28th of
April 1894, the place was Brockville Park, and a very strong Falkirk
side was up against
a very weakened Bridge of Allan side.
Falkirk
– R.McNeil; T.Turnbull & T.McFarlane; H.McKinnon, J.Pray &
R.Fearns; A.Stark & F.Kenny, J.McLaren, J.Tennant &
A.Hamilton.
Scorers – J.Pray,
R.Fearns 2, A.Hamilton 2, J.Tennant 2, J.McLaren 2, A.Stark,
H.McKinnon 3, F.Kenny 2
Bridge
of Allan – Anderson; Ferguson & Smart; McPherson, Silver &
Carmichael; Kinross & Hoggart, Thomson, Noble & Reid.
Scorers
- None
Falkirk
went straight on the offensive and were three goals to the good by
the ten minute mark. Constantly pressing there was only one team in
it and Falkirk were eight goals to the good by the break. Falkirk
were looking on form and this could be a rout, then somebody took a
mental turn. With Bridge of Allan on the ropes Falkirk
completely altered their formation.
In the second half Falkirk turned out
as
J.Tennant; A.Hamilton & A.Stark;
J.McLaren, F.Kenny & R.McNeil; T.Turnbull & H.McKinnon,
J.Pray, T.McFarlane & R.Fearns.
Yes, I know, this re-organised team
scored almost as many as the proper eleven had in the first [Hugh
McKinnon even scored a second half hat-trick], but I will always want
to know what that front five might have done to a tiring and
demoralised Bridge of Allan side [according to my calculations that
five score 423 goals for Falkirk between them [Kenny the weak link
with only 24!!]], I know
they could have done much better, but it was not to happen, it ended
15-0 and that is that.
To this day it stands as Falkirk's
biggest ever win, I think it should have been bigger.





